October 24, 2005

My house smells like a pool. I finally found some bleach, so I've bleached the floors and the window & door frames. Let's see any roaches want to get in here now. They evidently don't like bleach. It burns their little footsies. Aww, poor little roaches with burning footsies. Bwa ha ha ha, burn little evil footsies, BURN!!!!! Now if only there was some liquid that I could put out that would make a man (DPB in particular) not want to pee in the garden, then I think my life would be perfect.